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Wednesday, July 18th, 2007
10:26 am
On two separate occasions, one of my martial arts instructors has farted in the middle of stretching and warming up.
Monday, November 13th, 2006
11:49 am
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Thanks and stay fabulous!

The "F" Team
Saturday, May 27th, 2006
12:12 am
This one time, I was asleep and I farted so loud that it is now a thing of legend. But I did not awaken.

Current Mood: relieved
Thursday, April 27th, 2006
9:15 pm
farted at the bus stop after chinese food. Experienced precisely four aftershocks, each less intense than the last. Please advise.
Wednesday, April 26th, 2006
11:47 pm
walking farts
Noticed while taking a walk that I cannot fart without momentarily interrupting my gait. Sometimes I arch a leg slightly so the fold of my pants does not prevent safe passage. Can anybody safely fart while walking or running?
10:19 pm
Silent but deadly...
9:08 pm
I always like the ones where you're in bed half a sleep, then out of nowhere is the biggest fart you've ever ripped
7:06 pm
I farted a little. I couldn't hear it, but I feel better now!

Current Mood: accomplished
4:51 pm
kinda stinky
i've been making a few quackers lately. they smell a little, but not too bad.
4:51 pm
four's the charm
Tiny, like a BB gun. I think it's the nitro porter I had last night.
4:41 pm
Third today
A window-rattler. No smell, but it frightened the terriers.
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